My mom has a tumblr and I kinda want to follow her but idk

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2 weeks ago

Dear hair,
It would be really nice if you would grow faster. It’s been 3 months since I cut you and you aren’t even past my shoulders yet. Is this payback for chopping you off in the first place? I’m so sorry. I completely regret it. Come back to me.
#tbt (at throwback to when i actually had hair)

2 weeks ago

Can we just talk about this girl? She has been one of my best friends for 3 years now. And I wouldn’t trade her for the world. Just because we don’t see each other anymore doesn’t change things, you better call me up all the time hoe. Your snapchats are the best because I get to see your beautiful face. I miss you so much. To my #wcw every day, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! how does it feel to finally be legal? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜ love you (at ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ)

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kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

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Couldn’t be happier to be a #trisigma ๐Ÿ˜โ›ต

2 weeks ago
"You married fake Ruby?"

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"I will not be your โ€œsometimesโ€."

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You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from โ€œif you donโ€™t reblog Iโ€™m judging youโ€ posts

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do you ever get in those moods where you donโ€™t feel like reading and you donโ€™t feel like being on the internet and you donโ€™t feel like watching a show and you donโ€™t feel like sleeping and you donโ€™t feel like existing in general


Itโ€™s in words

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Favorite Films: The Fall (2006)
What a mystery this world, one day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over.

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last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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