judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

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5 days ago 118,798 notes

420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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6 days ago 481,471 notes

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

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6 days ago 286,716 notes

bifrost-traveller:

#sherlocks face in the last one though #you’re welcome john. #i’m glad you’re my only friend john. #i put drugs in your coffee john.

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1 week ago 77,418 notes

fandomstuck-cunt-flower:

parallelanprincess:

ericheartilly:

persephoneholly:

my-unashamedly-antiabortion-blog:

I am a Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust. 1/3 of my generation is gone and I will not turn my back on this tragedy. I have taken up my cross and joined the front lines of the Abortion Wars.

I will mourn the lost of 56+ million babies, I will grieve over the death of baby Isaiah, I will fight for the inherent right to life, for women to stop being treated as sex objects and for the post-abortive mothers and fathers who suffer in silence, and lastly pray for the end of abortion.

"I am a Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust.”
Are you a Jew, homosexual, disabled person, Roma, Jehovah’s Witness, born into 1940 Germany? No? Then you are not a survivor of the Holocaust.  

"1/3 of my generation is gone and I will not turn my back on this tragedy."
Yeah, and one third of ‘your generation’ lives in poverty, is hungry, needs medical care, is being abused, and needs support yet you weep over the ‘injustice’ of abortion.

"I have taken up my cross and joined the front lines of the Abortion Wars."
You are not Jesus. You are not a hero. You are a person sitting behind a little screen crying over some fertilized eggs.

"I will mourn the lost of 56+ million babies,"
Mourn the loss of the BILLIONS of babies who will die from hunger. Or who will die TONIGHT because of lack of health services. Mourn the loss of the MILLIONS of little girls who will die by suicide, in childbirth, or by the hands of their husbands because they are child-brides. Fetuses do not need you, real, living little kids need you.

"I will grieve over the death of baby Isaiah, I will fight for the inherent right to life,"
Sorry to break it to ya, but there isn’t an ‘inherent right to life.’ If there was, war, poverty, lack of healthcare, and the death penalty wouldn’t be around.

"for women to stop being treated as sex objects"
The first step of this is to stop seeing us as objects to carry a pregnancy. If we don’t want to be pregnant, we don’t want to be fucking pregnant and there is NOTHING you can say that will stop that.

"and for the post-abortive mothers and fathers who suffer in silence,"
Or you can just support them, no need to ‘fight’ anyone. People who regret their abortion need, first and foremost, people like you to shut the fuck up about ‘abortion is evil!’ ‘abortion kills a baby!’ because THAT is what causes the stigma. THAT makes people suffer. Second, they need people who will LISTEN without judgement. They need people who will SUPPORT how they feel, even if they are HAPPY about their abortion.

"and lastly pray for the end of abortion."

Good. Keep praying. Because everyone knows praying gets shit done.

If you don’t like abortions, don’t have one. 

HOLOCAUST AINT A FUCKING BUZZWORD TO PROVE A POINT

YOU DO NOT DO THAT

NO

NO

DON’T FUCKING USE HOLOCAUST TO TRY AND CONVINCE PEOPLE OF ANYTHING

I don’t usually reblog stuff like this but every point that this person made just made me want to scream “PREACH”

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1 week ago 54,234 notes

rubberbandgirlme:

if cap3 isn’t called “captain america and falcon: we’re up all night to get bucky”, i’m not watching it

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1 week ago 42,661 notes

officialunitedstates:

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

I think forest fires are worse

debatable

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1 week ago 240,830 notes

robonoise:

howthe-fuck:

robonoise:

fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention

well sorry you can’t destroy this idea because some of them do

this logic makes like….. no sense

Look, don’t treat me like I’m stupid. There are girls out there that act like they are bisexual or gay just to get attention. I know this for a fact. I come into contact with multiple people like this every day. Yes, it’s a terrible way to think, but you can’t destroy the idea as long as there are people that still carry it out.

1 week ago 34,105 notes

robonoise:

fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention

well sorry you can’t destroy this idea because some of them do

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1 week ago 34,105 notes

youw-anchor:

phototaxis:

"Tell me all the bad words you know. Go."

YES

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1 week ago 205,224 notes

jonasbrothers:

justintimerblake:

babemagneto:

does the ‘science side of tumblr’ actually exist???

science side of tumblr what do you think?

protons

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1 week ago 273,640 notes

lordjonsnow:

APPARENTLY YOU MISSED THE BIGGEST ONE OF ALL

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1 week ago 18,684 notes

galaxys4:

this is the best image i have ever seen

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2 weeks ago 129,802 notes

prettyoutcast:

Michael cera is like the human version of the word moist

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2 weeks ago 93,976 notes

tinychatter:

celesensational:

tinychatter:

imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team

Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.

id rather get the hair and makeup team

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4 weeks ago 272,071 notes